Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Banging the Beautiful!

With all this talk about resolutions and new beginnings, it had me thinking about my bucket list. I would like to share with you all my new addition to the list - Sleeping with a Celebrity.  Has such a nice ring to it, right?  (the other alternative was fucking the famous, but that sounded a tad vulgar).  I'm so excited to complete this task one day, I've been thinking about it throughout my night.  Who will I chose? The question really is actually who would choose me.  It's not like I have James Franco (sexiest man alive) or Christiano Rinaldo lined up at my door, so I would have to go with whoever I can take. I mean don't get me wrong, I do have limits - they have to be male and not like 60 years old.  Sorry, Cher!  Haha I told this to one of my girlfriends when we were watching the repeat of the MTV movie awards (which they have been playing for days now, seriously, they happened months ago mtv) and then that Asian man from the hangover was shown in the audience and she was like "What about him?" Lol I had to decline there, too. It's nothing personal, I love the Asians (NigaHiga <3), but I couldn't have sex with the crazy man that jumps out of the van in the hangover. Listen to me here, I'm acting like I have his number or something haha.

I am just so star-struck. Embarrassingly so. I don't know why it is. In my mind, I imagine myself being so calm and collected and if I saw one, I'd be like "Hey, whats up?" with like a nice little wink face. But my track record tells a whole other story. It probably started when I was about 6 and I went to Disney World.  I have a picture with EVERY character I saw. And I hugged them for hours.  Flash forward to concerts I would wait hours before hand just to get in the front row.  Have you ever seen the show Cake Boss? This summer me and my 2 friends took a road trip to the bakery - it's only about over 2 hours away from my house.  I had originally thought I only wanted to taste a delicious cupcake, but when Buddy opened the window of the second story to wave, I was a goner. I literally fell to my knees screaming Buddy's name. I think I even shed a tear. Everyone in line was waving, but then they looked at me like I was crazy. I seriously don't know what came over me. I don't even watch the freaking show haha. But seeing him I was blown away.

And then last month I went to see Nevershoutnever (I will marry you, christofer drew) and the Maine.  My friend and I pushed through thralls of people to get to the front.  Afterwards, Johnny-O (hotass) from the Maine walked out of the building, and I ran up to him and hugged him. I think I just kept repeating 'I Love You' for about 5 minutes straight as he walked through all the fans. I didn't let go for about a good minute. And I wanted so badly to see Christofer, but my friend insisted that after waiting an hour in the freezing cold in a one shoulder dress that it was time to leave. I refused until one of the members of his band told me that he was chilling with the owner of the place and wouldn't be out for awhile.

I would love to be famous, the famous that walk the red carpet and are all glamorous.  Audiences really motivate me. And the whole sleeping with a celeb, well I would just love to say that I did it.  How cool would that be (lol, if you don't keep up on the whole rich&famous thing, you probably think I'm crazy).

And me, being the psychologist-in-the-making that I am, I have to question why I would want to do such a thing. I think it would probably be for validation purposes. Like the praise of others or the fact that a person of fame status would accept me. I'm not ashamed to admit this haha, you should know well of this by now.

So another item on the bucket list. Tell me bloggies, What is one thing on your bucket list? Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of good things on my bucket list also (write a book, start an anxiety charity, PETA, etc) but also there's some crazy ones. So tell me your crazy ones :)

Time to go lay down now. I'm so tired, I was up til 5 the night before at my friend's house.  I just woke up with a headache though. And my eyelids are dropping little by little.

Happy Hump Day! Lol ironic because this post is about me having sex with a celebrity and it's HUMP day. Okay, yes, yous probably get it haha. Love you, Lovelies <333 Jamie :)


  1. I would like to finish writing my book

  2. Oh gosh, now you've got me thinking! What crazy things ARE on my bucket list?

    And in reference to your list of potential title names... how about: "Shagging a Star"? :) Has a nice ring to it!

  3. bahaha - i saw the title of this post and just had to click on it! can't wait to click on your blog one day and see who the lucky guy was - good luck ;)

  4. Thank you for the lovely comment on my blog. I love this post hahaha, especially the paragraph about Cake Boss. That bakery is one town over and I've gotten birthday cakes there since I was younger. Buddy even designed my Sweet 16 cake and now that it's gotten so famous, I'm a little sad that I have to wait in line for my cakes instead of just walking in there. Ah well. Hmm and a crazy thing on my bucket list? This is going to sound totally cliche and girly, but I already have my wedding photographer picked out so I NEED to have them hahaha. I'm not even engaged yet, it's fine. =]

  5. okay, im not crazy for celebrities.
    BUT if there's any banging of celebrities going on... i'll take mr. ashton.
    haha. don't worry, my husband knows.

    my husband just made one, but i dont think i'm as eager to kill a deer with a bow. hahah.

    i think the main thing that i want to accomplish is to raise a family that likes each other. haha. then my life will be a success. but seriously, i want a close knit italian-esque group of underwoods :)

  6. Hi Jamie!

    I haven't even thought about what would be on my bucket list. I'll have to dig down deep to figure out any crazy ones. Hmmm...

    Thanks for the comment! Come again soon and I will do the same and follow you!


  7. I assure you being the wife of a poor man will bring you greater happiness than being a one night stand of a celebrity!

    Your body is worth more than a good night of sex. That celebrity will throw you to the curve once the night is over.

  8. so nice!
    Your blog is very lovely!
    I follow you, follow me back?

  9. ♫•*¨*•.¸¸•*¨*•♫♪ ♪♫•*¨*•.•*¨*•♫♪ ♪♫•*¨*•.

    Hi Jamie, I'm blog-hopping today and visiting people I've never met. Wishing you a Happy New Year!!


  10. Valentino Rossi is totally on my list!! ha ha! He's the only thing that makes watching Moto GP with my husband worthwhile. My husband is aware of my extreme infatuation and finds it funny - and kinda weird too - I think he's concerned that given the opportunity I might just go ahead and do it!! ha ha! :)